How to inflate your sense of being a good Muslim

Go to public schools and assimilate like most people do.

Get exposed to so much filth in public schools, that you feel like such a heavenly person because you did one or two good deeds and now you think you're doing Allah a favor.

Subhan Allah.

May Allah protect us and our families from such arrogance and deception, and never allow us to be comfortable in our deeds that we neglect doing good till our last breath for His sake, Ameen.